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Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

oh my god

(Source: nsfwhumor)

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    Nine: I think I was in love once.
    Ten: Really? What was her name?
    Nine: Her name was Rose.
    Ten: Doctor, we all love Rose.
    Nine: I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.
    Ten: Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.
    Eleven: I love River!
    Nine: ...
    Ten: ...
    Eleven: I love Clara!
    Ten: Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?
    Eleven: I love... fez.
    Ten: Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
    Eleven: I - I love fez! I love fez.
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10 Things an Aquarius Hates:

lovesexzodiac:

  1. People who dress in a boring way
  2. Junk food
  3. Talking about the past
  4. Psychiatrists
  5. Gossip
  6. Those that aren’t practical
  7. People who don’t pick up after their pets
  8. A lack of loyalty
  9. Being the third wheel to a couple
  10. Getting their hands dirty

half of these aren’t even close

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dreamto-fly:

I JUST SPAT ALL OVER MY SCREEN OH MY GOD

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(Source: helpless--wanderer)

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jenova-amaranth:

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didney-worl-no-uta:

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rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

my favorite part is where the wives high five each other

And they only went through one hour of it when in reality labour usually lasts many, many hours

(Source: vimeo.com)

i dreamt that i had a baby at the age i am now. and i loved her.