Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old:
oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old:
WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
do you ever realize that there are probably millions of people being bent over and getting fucked right now and you’re like staring at a glowing box
I wish it were 3 weeks from now so I could get my nipple pierced and get drunk.
His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
(via dercreepmeiser)
ended up going to the game last night because my dad knows people. it was the shit. voice is gone and i’m okay with it. yayyyyy almost home to my bed.
