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I need a nap and an orgasm.
— An Ancient Proverb, probably   (via shessofuckedinthehead)

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"Sing people songs on Fiverr."
asked by: Anonymous

oh who what now?

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emmapickles:

i-like-morrissey:

I made one of those powerpointy things for emmapickles because she is perfection. If you’re not subscribed to her you really need to be.

Hahahahahaha, this is the greatest thing I have ever seen. :’) ily.

cooljung nah girl my clothes are boring

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"Is there anything we could like buy from you so we could help you out?"
asked by: Anonymous

I’ve thought of that, but I’m not very creative, so I don’t have anything cute to sell. even if I did, supplies cost money too. it’s all cyclical.

"Why is everything in your life such a stressful affair?"
asked by: Anonymous

i’ve found that in order to succeed in this life, you need money.  i have no money.  therefore, i do not succeed.

wow i am so stressed i could vomit all over the place cool

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bethrevis:

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

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